Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 964 views

Boy and girl of class 2

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Angrez

Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?

Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI

ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

The dream

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.

The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.

Just before he rode off, I yelled out,

"What was all that about?" He replied,

"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra

Ek moti Aurat ne chor pakra or
us k uper baith gayi or naukar se
kaha- ja police ko bula
Naukar : Meri chappal kahan hai ?
Chor bola abey meri pehan le or jaldi ja....lolz

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Baap: mujhe apni report card dikhao

Baap: mujhe apni report card dikhao

Beta: Mere dost ne mujhse udhar li hui hai

Baap: Wo kyun?

Beta: Kyunki wo apne parents ko darana chahta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)