Husband: Tumse shaadi karke
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1033 views
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