shadi ka kharcha

aik bachy ne apny baap se pocha....
"Abu shadi per kitna kharch uthta hai"

baap ne jawab diya:

Maloom nhi beta mai tau abhi tak adayiagi kar rha hon" :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 1050 views
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