Santa To Doctor: Main Susu Subha 5 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 6 Baje Karta Hu.” Doctor: “Phir Isme

Problem Kya Hai?” Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 7 Baje Khulti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 988 views

There were two blondes

There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan, Car Aur Bechara Bachha

Ek Pathan Gabraya Hua Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Pathan: “Dr. Sahab Mere Bete Ne Chaabi Nigal Li Hai.”

Doctor: “Kab?”

Pathan: “Teen Mahine Pehle”

Doctor Hairani Se: “To Tum Abi Tak Kya Kar Rahe Thhe?”

Pathan: “Ji, Hum Duplicate Chaabi Se Kaam Chala Rahe Thhe.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

School kion aatay ho ?

Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidya ke liye sir!
Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?
Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

truth

Funny Truth...
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No one is as ugly as their identity card picture...
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Nor as good looking as their facebook profile picture.

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)