Santa:mere friend ne
Santa:mere friend ne chupke se mere mobile mese meri girlfriend ka number nikal liya
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santa:aaj bhi apni bahen ko love msg bhejta he!!!!! :)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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