1 Lrki Fouj Mn Bharti hui.



1 Lrki Fouj Mn Bharti hui.

Friend Ne Pucha K Job Kesi Lagi?

Lrki: Bs Yar Sara Din”Yes Sir,Yes Sir”

or Sari raat”Bs sir, Bs sir” Kehte Guzrti Hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 823 views
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