1 Lrki Fouj Mn Bharti hui.
1 Lrki Fouj Mn Bharti hui.
Friend Ne Pucha K Job Kesi Lagi?
Lrki: Bs Yar Sara Din”Yes Sir,Yes Sir”
or Sari raat”Bs sir, Bs sir” Kehte Guzrti Hy.
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