Beta(Kanjus Pita se):
Beta(Kanjus Pita se): Papa Papa mujhe dur ka kam dikhai deta hai, chashma dilao na.
Pita: bata wo kya hai?
Beta: suraj
Pita: abe aur kitna dur ka dekha chahta hai.
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