Pathan k ghar beta hua

Pathan k ghar beta hua ! Pathan ne usy goud mein lia . . . ! . . Usne sussu kr dia.

Pathan Nurse se bola: Baji dosra de do ye leek hai:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views
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