The Trains Are Always Late
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
by Hassaan Chohan (few years ago!) / 1091 views
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