Altaf Hussain Hajj karny gaye,
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Jab woh Shaitaan ko Kankariyan maarny lagy to aawaz aai,
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"BHAI"...
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Aapne yahan aany ki Zehmat kyon ki? Mujhe London bula liya hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1319 views

Tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pandit Ji Ka Shararti Tota

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wala tota tha.

Sharma ji jab bhi pandit ji ke ghar ke samne se gujrate to
tota kahta: Aur bevkuf mote.

Sharma ji ne iski sikayat pandit ji se ki.

Pandit ji apne tote ko bahut danta aur use aisi harkat karne se mana kiya.
Agle din jab sharma ji udhar se gujre to dekha ki tota use dekh kar man hi man muskura raha hai.

Sharma ji jab use ignore kar aage badhe to tota peeche se bola: Samajh to gaye hi hoge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medication For Life

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life? She was told that it was.

There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk.

After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"

Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

1pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha

1pathan Jalebi Bech Raha Tha,
Magr Keh Raha Tha “Aalu Le Lo Aalu!”

1Aadmi Aya Or Bola:
“Par Ye To Jalebi He”

Pathan:
Chup Ho Ja!Warna Makhiyan Aa Jaayegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)