Old Man School K Principal Se
Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein
Principal:
Aap Kon?
... ......
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada
Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai......
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 648 views
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