Wife: Me is dress me moti lag rahi huna.

Husband (Mazaq Men): Han

Wife: Hain ! Moti lag rhi hu?

Husband: Nae Nae

Wife: Bolain moti lag rahi hu?

Husband: Nahiii

Wife: bolain na?

Husband: Haan !!

Wife: Koi nae.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views

MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

1 Kanjoos 14th floor se neeche gira
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko
roti pakate hue dekha, to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

MAULVI SAHIB NE AK DIN ROZA RAKHNAY

MAULVI SAHIB NE AK DIN ROZA RAKHNAY KA IRADA KIA SHAAM KO BIVI KO JALAIBIAN DEEN AUR KAHA K IN KO BHAGO KAR RAKH LAI WO SUBAH SEHRI KARAIN GAY SUBAH HOTAY HI MAULVI SAHIB NE BIVI SE KAHA
MAULVI SAHIB:BEGAM JALEBIAN LE AAO
BIVI:JALAIBIAN TO BILLI KHA GAI HAI
MAULVI SAHIB:CHALO PHIR ROZA BHI BILI RAKHAY GI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Walking the Dogs

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?"

The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex."

The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?"

The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Police Officer and a Blonde

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat

MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)