Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai...

Baith kar mehbuba ki bahon me aisa josh aaya..

wah ! wah !

wah ! wah

phirrr..?

phir kya!

Biwi ne dekh liya or i.c.u me hosh aaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1240 views
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