educated beggar
a beggar found 100 rs he went to the 5 star Hotel and have dinner.
the bill is of Rs. 3000 Hotel Manager handed him to the Police he gave that 100 Rs. to them and get free.
its a called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT bcoz beggar was MBA in Finance.
by khan (few years ago!) / 873 views
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