A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population:
In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid.
Lalu stands up: We must find & stop her.
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Lalu in a family planning seminar appeals Bihari people: "Don't give birth to more than 2 children in a year."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 935 views
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