Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Student Se Puchha

Teacher: “Tumhare Dad Kya Karte Hai?”

Student: “Mam Hum 14 Bhai-Bahan Hai”

Teacher: “Oh Okay, Par Tumhare Papa Karte Kya Hai?”

Student: “Mam, Bataya To Tha Hum 14 Bhai-Bahen Hai, Lagta Hai Aap Samajhi Nahi?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 981 views

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Ky Ghar

Sardar Ky Ghar& ky Bahir Name Plat Lagi Thi: Wife: MSC:

Husband :FSC: Kisi Ne Poocha:
Sardar g App Aur Apki Bivi Ne Kis Subjacet Mein FSC/MSC Kia

Hai? Sardar:Subjacet Da Te Pata Nai Name Plate Da Matlab Ay:MSC:MotherOf Seven Children Aur FSC: Father Of Seven Children

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girlfriend ko gift dena ey

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai,
ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha

Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.

Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.

Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.

Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,

ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye

ek sardar ne candle bhujane k liye phuk mari to uska paad nikal gaya dobara phuk mari to phir se paad nikal gaya sardar gusse se ulta gumkar bola le tu hi bhuja le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)