Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?
Santa Ki Bevkoofiyo Ki Wajah Se Judge Ne Usko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kar Maut Ki Saza Sunayi.
Jab Usko Chair Pe Bithaya Gaya
To Jallad Ne Us Se Pucha: “Tumhari Koi Akhiri Khawahish?”
Santa Gabrate Hue: “Mujhe
Darr Lag Raha Hai, Please Mera Hath Pakad Lo“
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