Itni Si Baat Pe Mujhe Kyu Jagaya

Ek Baar Santa Ke Ghar Chor Gus

Gaya, Santa Gahri Neend So Raha Tha.

Chor Ne Santa Ko Bandook Lagayi Aur Bola.

Chor: “Jaldi Bata Sona Kidhar Hai?”

Santa Neend Mein Hi Bola: “Saale Itna Bada Ghar Hai Jidhar Marji Soja, Mere Ko Jagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thhi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 834 views
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