A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.

Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.

Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views

A depressed engg

A depressed engg. Student went 4 sucide train come closer & closer
but suddenly jumped out of the track & said yaar kal to assignment dena hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day in class

One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.

"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.

"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Ko Blood Ki Zarrorat

Ik amir Sardar ko heart surgery ke liye blood ki zarrorat thi.

Ik garib Bania us ko blood donate karta hai. Sardar usko 5 crore ka inam deta hai.

Sardar ko ik bar fir blood ki zarrorat padti hai. Bania badi khushi se usko fir blood donate karta hai. Iss bar Sardar usko ik Cadburies Chocolate gift karta hai.

Bania kaaran poochta hai.

Sardar: Ab meri body me bhi Bania ka khoon dor raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Geography class

Teacher: What is the axis of the earth?
Student: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line
which passes from one pole to the other, and on
which the earth revolves.
Teacher: Very good. Now, could you hang clothes on
that line?
Student: Yes, Sir.
Teacher: Indeed, and what sort of clothes?
Student: Imaginary clothes, Sir.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the

2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the.

Police walay ne rok k kaha:
Pata nai hy k Double swari Pe Pabandi hy.

Pathan: Pata Hy,is liye to isko wapis chorne ja raha hun

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)