A Sardarji proposes a woman
A Sardarji proposes a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
Sardarji sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally Sardarji was found hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1085 views
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