Son:mom, u lied to me
Son:mom, u lied to me. :(
Mom: when my son ?
Son: u said that my younger brother
is a small angel ?
Mom: yes he is :)
Son: so why he didn't fly when i threw him from our balcony..?
Mom: tera bera gharak ho jaye kamineya kithey
suteya e :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views
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