Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views

Billo rani

1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan: What are you doing now a days

Pathan: What are you doing now a days

Friend: I’m doing my FSc.

Pathan: Do whatever you did, but you should keep your study ahead.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Define a GIRL

Define a GIRL:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara,
eye shadow,
eye liner,
lipgloss,
glitter,
rouge,
blush,
kajal,
Wears the best dress wid heals,
accessories,
& Still asks:
"over to nai lg ra na"

Reply: "nai

GIRL: "yar jldi jldi men kch kiya hi nai?. Socha simple hi rehne dun."
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Define a BOY:
The 1 who before going to party calls his friend & asks:
"Bhai, tu naha k ayega kia?"

Reply: "chal be! Meri barat hey kia" :-P :-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Halwai Se

Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!

Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,

Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)