Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai
Papu:"Mujhe Dog Food lena hai..
.
.
SALES GIRL:"Kya apke pas Kutta
hai.. ??
. Papt:"Ha ghar pe hai..
.
SALES GIRL:"Sorry! Store policy
hai ke zarurat dekh kar item
sale karo..
. NEXT DAY papu:"Mujhe Cat Food
lena hai
.
SALES GIRL:"Sorry Sir pehle Billi
la ke dekhao..
. 3 din bad Papu bag le ke store
aya aur bola:"Bag me hath dal
ke sabot dekh lo..
.
SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli:"Koi
Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum cheez hai Kya hai..??
.
Papu:"Ye meri Potty hai, aur
mujhe aaj
"TOILET PAPER" lena hai.
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