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SANTA went to court
JUDGE:
"Order ! Order !"
... SANTA:
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
JUDGE:
"Shut Up !"
SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Admi:
Tumhari shadi kis se huwa?
Santa:
Hamara 1 aurat se shadi hua huwa
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Admi:
Bewakuf kabhi kisi mard se bhi shadi hoti hai?
Santa:
Han hamara Behan ka huwa hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height oF Tension
Santa- 5min Me Exam Chorh K Jaane Laga.
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Teacher-Kya Hua, Paper Nhi Aata.?
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Santa- Woh Baat Nahi Hai, Mujhe Kal K Paper Ki Tyyari Karni hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Cow hmari mata hai.
(bahar ek cow road pe ghum rhi thi)
Santa: sir... sir... bahar aapki mummy awara "sando" ke sath ghum rhi hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor:" Santa! Your daughter has died!"
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Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
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At 50th floor he remembers "I don't have a daughter!"
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At 25th floor: "I'm NOT married!
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At 10th floor: I'm "Banta NOT Santa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
All Scientists Fail To Answer This,
But Santa Rocks
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Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating??????
Ans:- Baisan K Pakore.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha "Urr Ja...
"Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ...
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Salesman:
This Computer Will Cut
Your Workload By 50%.
Santa:
That Is Great,
I Will Take Two Of Them
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Inspector to Santa:Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle maat karo
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Jheb mein ek patther laker ghum raha tha..
banta: Tumne apni jheb mein patther kyun rakha hua hai?
Santa: kyunki jiski jheb bhari hoti hai usi ki chalti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa shayari karte hue: insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain….
Insurance agent: kya?
Santa: insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logo ki biwiyo ke pas ghanto baith kar unke pati ke marne ke fayde samjhate hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)