Sardar:
Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Or Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.
Pathan:
Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar:
Battery Low.
Pathan:
Send Kar…
Sabko Tng Karengy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views

Funny

Aaj, kal, harpal,


Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEAR

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?
CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek American Aur Ek Indian

1 baar 1 american or 1 indian helicopter me ja rahe the
Tabhi american ko potty lagi, indian ne kaha 1 plastic kar k niche phek do
Usne waisa hi kiya,

Niche 1 sadhu ganga me prathna kar raha tha, tabhi usk haath me plastic giri
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Sadhu ne socha bhagwan ka prasaad hai ghar jaakar apne bete kko khilaunga
Ghar gaya or apne bete ko de diya or bola kha lo
Jaise hi bete ne khane k liye uthaya, light chali gayi
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Pehla bite; papa khatti,
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Dusra bite; papa mitthe
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Teesra bite khane gaya toh light wapas aa gayi
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Papa ” tatti”………

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: Itne Kam Marks?

Santa: Itne Kam Marks?

Do Thappad Marne Chahiye.
Pappu: Haan Papa, Chalo Maine Us

Saale Master Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ped per ek ullu baitha karta tha..

Ek ped per ek ullu baitha karta tha..

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Ek din ped kaat diya gaya..

Ped bahot khush hua, kyuki ab uspar koi ullu nahi bethega..

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magar us ki khushi mitti mein mil gai
kyu ki...

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Ped ko kaat kar Pradhaan Mantri ki kursi bana di gai... aur Itihaas gawah
hai,
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"Aaj Bhi Us Par Ullu Hi BaithtaHai...:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)