Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Sardar:
Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Or Mera Mobile Off Hogaya.
Pathan:
Aisa Konsa Msg Aya?
Sardar:
Battery Low.
Pathan:
Send Kar…
Sabko Tng Karengy.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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