Kitanu Har Jagah Hote Hain
Asmaan me tum ho, samundar me tum ho, zamin pe tum,
hawa me tum,jahan bhi dekho tum hi tum ho.
DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 488 views
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A man didnt come home at night
Next day he told his wife
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Santa : Oyye Praji
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Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
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Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai
Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.
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5. Tujhay Yaad Na Meri Aayee Kisi Say Ab Kia Kehna = MEMORY LOSS .
6. Man Dolay Mera Tan Dolay = MIRGI .
7. Juda Hoke Bhi, Tu Mujh Main Kahi Baki Hai = LOOSE MOTION .
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