husband or wife main jegrha
Husband aur wife may jagra howa to wife nay apni maa ko phone kia ami mayra un say jagra howa hai may 3,4 month k liay aap k gar a rahe hoo
Maa boli jagra us kambakht nay kia hai saza b us ko milni chahiay tu wahe tehar may arahe hoo 5,6 months k liay
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 764 views
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