Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 771 views
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