Teacher: 3 idiots film se ap ko kya lesson mila?

Pappu: miss yehi k Enginering parh kr b medical ki bachi phasai ja skti hai.

Miss:shut up & get out.

Bubblo: Miss men btaon?

Miss: Very good. Batao!

Bubblo: Miss Kiss krty huay Naak Beech mn nhi ati.

Miss: U also get out.

Pinki: Miss men btaon?

Miss:i think u r brilliant studnt.. Tm sahi btao gi..

Pinki: Miss doctor k elawa engineer b delivery kr skta hai :)

Miss: Lakh lanat :

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 806 views

Uffo Kya Kerte Ho?

Uffo Kya Kerte Ho.

Door Hatt Jao.

Koi Dekhega Toh Kya Sochega?

Aqal Nahi Hai Kya?

Uff Abhi Nahi Kerona.

Akele Mein Kerna.
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Naak Saaf.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

moral voral kuch nahi

Boy: i love u…

Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else…

Boy: ok your happiness matters me more than ur love… . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Itefaq

Teacher: Ittefaq ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha Ittefaq se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kal wo mili mujhse

Kal wo mili mujhse
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shaam ka waqt
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bujhi-2 si
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jhuki-2 si
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jb maine pucha
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udaas kyo ho?
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itna pareshan kyo ho?
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jhuka k palke
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chupa k chehra
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gale se lag k
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ro-2 k thak k
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lagi wo kehne
itna romantic msg
likha
tha tmko,
papa k numbr pr chala
gya....:-(
:-P:-P:-P:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nobel Priz

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New "Theory Of Motion" Which States: "Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)