Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha.

Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.

Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.

Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan,

ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 851 views

Smart Wife

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Father Tum ne university k 4 sal

Father:Tum ne university k 4 sal me Sub se Muskil kaam kon sa seekha?.
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Son:
Tez Hawao mE 1 Teeli Se 3 CIGERATE jalana.

Father LAKH LANAT THAE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye

Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye. Mene to kaha tha na ki agar tum 12th pass ho jaogey to mein tumhe motorcycle dilaunga.

Beta: Mujhe pata hai papa.
Papa: phir tu fail kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Mein motorcycle chalana sikh raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher : Sabaq Parh Sadaqat ka

Teacher : Sabaq Parh Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka..

Sardar : Lo, kar lo gal,

Apna Yaad nai honda tay hun inna 3naa da vi yaad kariye,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se:

1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)