Do pathan apas mein baatein kar rahe they
Do pathan apas mein baatein kar rahe they
Pehle ne kaha yaarTum bare kaam chor ho
Yeh son kar dosra bola, ghalt bilkool ghalt Mujhe tu kaam se sakht nafrat hai Main bhala woh shey kion churane lagaJo mujhe pasand naheen
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