Do pathan apas mein baatein kar rahe they

Pehle ne kaha yaarTum bare kaam chor ho

Yeh son kar dosra bola, ghalt bilkool ghalt Mujhe tu kaam se sakht nafrat hai Main bhala woh shey kion churane lagaJo mujhe pasand naheen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 916 views

Tum log bhi na

1 Pathan Bohat taiz bhagtay bhagtay ruk gaya....




Why?



Aby Saans phool gai thi uski...

Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Funny Pakistani Man

Funny Pakistani Man: Mera kid bohot fast English bolta hai.

Indian Man: Beta bolke dikha.

Kid: english english english english english...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nobel Priz

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New "Theory Of Motion" Which States: "Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Park me aise Q baithe ho?

Police: Park me aise Q baithe ho?

Srdar: Hm dono sadi-suda hain!
Police: To Ghar me baitho

Srdar:nhi baith sakte na Q K
iska Pati or meri Biwi nhi Manegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)