Santa sardi lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska beta doctor ko phone karta hai.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views

Pathan

1 Ghanty k baad
Pathan Apny Bety k liye

Rishta leny gaya
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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti

Parh rahi hai.
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Pathan : Chalo hum

1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Nokri Chahiye To Sarkari

Sarkari Bas Me Bethna Nahi
Sarkari School Me Padhna nahi
Sarkari Dawa Khane Me Davai Karvani Nahi

Aur
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Nokri Chahiye To Sarkari.

Wah PAKISTANI Wah.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Postman: I have

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Blonde: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey zaroqataar ro rahey they or marney waley sey shikayat ker rahey they

“Tum is dunya ko chor ker kyun chaley gyey? tumharey janey key baad meri dunya hi andher ho gyee.

Tum zinda hotey to mujhey yeh din kyun dekhney naseeb hotey? Yeh museebtein kyun sehna parteen?”

Qareeb ki qabar per kharey ek sahab ney un ka haal dekh ker hamdardi bharey lehjey mein poocha, kyun sahab, marney waley aap key qareebi dost ya rishtey daar they?

Pehley sahab boley, “Nahi, meri biwi key pehley shohar…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Angoor bech rha tha

Santa Angoor bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu Le Lo Aalu"

BANTA: Ye to Angoor he

Santa: Chup ho ja Warna Makkhiya Sun legi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)