Santa- Oye!what R U doing?
Santa- Oye!what R U doing?
Banta- Recording this baby’s voice.Santa- Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 798 views
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