?1 computr field ki ladki kaise gali degi?
saale infinte loop,paidaishi error,virus k bachche,1click marugi to dharti se delete ho k paatal me install ho jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 950 views

aik foji train me ja rha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sardar Aur Truck

1 Truck Dosry Ko Khench K Le Ja Raha Tha Ye Dekh K 1 Sardar Zor Zor Se Hasney Laga Or Zamin
Pe Lotpot Ho Gaya Or Bola
Ek Rasi Ko Uthany K Liye Do Do Truck

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

We two, our two!!

Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?

Student: Marriage

Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom

Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride

Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law

Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson

Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar

Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?

Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
Ba'Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Load Shedding K Fawaaid

Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi Bijli Ka Bill Kam Aiga Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time Saving TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami Sabr Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada Imkanat (A Public.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)