Zehar easy load
Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 938 views
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