Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, 

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! 

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 878 views

One second sir

Sardar ney ghar
say airport enquiry call ki aur poochha.


Madam punjab say AMERICA tak ka kitna saffar hay?

Receptionist.
One second sir

Sardar
Ok thanks

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa at medical college

Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:

Antibody: One who hates his body

Artery: Study of fine paintings

Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

Coma: Punctuation Mark

Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl

Genes: Blue Denim

Labour pain: Hurt at work.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha.

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Taxi Ruk Gayi.

Sardar Driver bola: Sir Taxi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.

Funny Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Taxi Vapis Ghar Ko Le Chalo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:

pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.
 gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta pathan teray bin reh nahi sakta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bechara Pathan

Ek Pathan Ka Raat Ko Cigarette Peenay Ka Dil Kiya.

Harr Taraf Maachis Doondi Par Kahin Nahi Mili,

Aakhir Mein Na Umeed Ho Ke Mom-Batti Bujha Ke So Gaya Bechara.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)