Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 925 views
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