Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
Santa : Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta : I Dont No But It Starts Wid”T”
Santa : Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
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