Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai..

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de 

Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? 

Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 996 views
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