The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 892 views

Boss Aur Secretary

Boss to Secretary: For a week we'll go abroad.

She calls her Husband: For a week I & boss going abroad.

Husband calls Girl-Friend: Wife going, let's go for outing.

Girlfriend calls her student: For a week you are free.

Little boy calls his Grandpa: I'm free.

Grandpa(Boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled.

by Jawad Ali Mirza (few years ago!)

Sardar park me baitha tha.

Sardar park me baitha tha.
Friend:Kya kar raha hy?
Sardar: Badla le Raha hon!
Friend: Kese?
Sardar:Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt
barbad kar raha hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Sardar : O Yar Bike Q Teez Kar Diti?
Pathaan: Break Fail Ho Gaya Hai
Is Se Pehle Accident Hou Jaye
Jaldi Se Ghar Phuch Jate Hen

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shaikh k ghar faqeer

Aik faqeer shaikh k ghar aya aur kaha me Allah ka mehman hun mujhe roti du

shaikh ne faqeer ko pakra aur masjid chor kar kaha ye Allah ka ghar hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)