TEACHER: What's the longest word in the English
language ?
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the
first and last letters

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 953 views

Advise of a dentist

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Yaar Ans sheet pe kya likhun??

Santa:-Yaar Ans sheet pe kya likhun??
Banta:-Yehi Ki
"IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GAYE ANS KALPNIK HAIN JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHIN HAI"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge Sardar Se

Judge: Is Sardar K Dono Kan Kat Do

Sardar: Nhi Main Andha Ho Jaon Ga

Judge: Kan Katny Se Andha Kese Ho Jao Gy

Srdar: Chashma Tere Bap Ky Kan Pa Rakhon Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

William Cheater

"Thousands of words of a teacher don't hurt but silence of a friend in examination hall brings tears into eyes"
.
(William Cheater)

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

A burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)