Promotion

Pathan Ka Promotion Inspector
Se DSP Ho Gaya, Ghar A Kar Wife Ko Aise Andaz
Se Bataya, K Wife Behosh
?
?
.
.
?
Bola:
Aaj Se Tu DSP K 7 Soegi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 908 views
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