Mujhe sardar bna do
Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor: Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna
Paadega
Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
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Kardiya?
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