Eik Memmon Khali Katorey Main

Eik Memmon Khali Katorey Main
Roti Daba Kar Kha Raha Tha
Waiter Ne Deka Tu Poucha
Ap Yah Kia Kar Rahey Hian
Memon Ne Jawab Diya
Main Maths Ka Teacher Hoon Or Dall Suppose Kar Kay Kharaha Hoon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 965 views
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