1 admi ki chadi
Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,
admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji
"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"
Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja
"CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1037 views
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