Tabeeyat Kesi He
Tabeeyat Kesi He Abb Aap Ki..??
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HaJiiyoon Ne Pathar Maar Maar Kay Bura Hashar Kr Dia tHa Na..-- :D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 756 views
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