Best Friends
2 Larkiyan best friends thi.
Itefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Waja puchi
Pehli Boli: Main apne Shohar pr boht
ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri
Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jldi
ghar akr dekha k Shohar akela betha
hai
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne
“freezar”
khol k dekh liya hota to na tum
khushi se marti or na main sardi say…
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