How can one person make
Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 771 views
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class main master ji sharab liye
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gaur farmiega
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class main master ji sharab liye
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or bache itne Kamine
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glass liye baithe hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek makhi ki halat bohat khrab thi
wo doctor k pas gai
Doctor! Kia hua?
Makhi: bas g chaey main gir gai thi sheikh sahb ne choos choos k bura hal kar dia hai.:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
child donkey: mummy mai kis ke saath khelu, sabhi donkey kam me vyast hai.
Mother donkey: thodi der ruk beta uncle abhi sms padh kar free ho jayenge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistani Quam kuch Arsa Baad
Bijili ki yad mein Bacho k Naam
Rkha kery gi.
“Chaudhary Transformer”
” Metre Khan”.
” Haji Pakha”.
“Haji Taar Memon”.
… “Faiz-ul-Bulb”.
“Sheikh Stablizer”.
“Molana DeepFreezer”.
“Circut Shah”.
& Girls Name Shud be……
“Frig-un-Nisa”.
“Istree Begum”.
“Tube Light Bano”.
“Wiring Khanam”.
“Madam Dim Full”.
“Miss Low Battery”.
“Wapda Parveen”.
” Trip Bibi”. Hahahahaha
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ek Baar Ek Hathi Tha, Uske Samne 12 Kele The, Usne 11 Kele Liye, 1 Nahi Khaya Batao Kyun?
Kyun Ki 1 Kela Plastic Ka Tha.
Chal Ek Aur Is Baar Phir Hathi Tha, Phir 12 Kele, Usne 12 Ke 12 Nahi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
Is Baar Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.
Chal Ek Aur, Is Baar Asli Hathi Tha, Asli 12 Kele, Usne 12 Ke 12 Nahi Khaye, Bata Kyun?
Kyun Ki Kele TV Mein The.
Chal Ek Aur, Is Baar Phir Asli Hathi, Asli Kele, Hathi Aur Kele Dono TV Mein, Phir Bhi Nahi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
Dono Alag-Alag Channel Pe The.
Chal Ek Aur Is Baar Phir Asli Hathi Asli Kele, Dono 1 Hi Chhanel Pe The, Phir Bhi Nhi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
TV Band Tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Was Kissing A Girl Inside A Car.
Police:Kya Kr Rhe Ho?
Pathan:Nazar Nhi Aa Rha?
Police:Meri Bari Kb Ae Gi?
Pathan:Is Larki K Baad.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aisa DOSTANA hama
Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
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Usay Yaad Aaya
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Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sardar ki Bewi: Raat kafi hogayi par Sardar Jee nahi aye, zaroor kesi larki ka chakar hai
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Sardar ki Maa: Hamesha bura hi sochna, kai pata kesi truck ke neche agia ho
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)