Malik and the nokar
Malik: Abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray? Mairy kaanon mai gunguna rahay hain . Nokar: Sahib May nay thu machar maar diye hay, yay thu unki bewiyan hai jo bewa ho kar ro rahi hain
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1147 views
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