1 bar english ki class me pathan ki zor se hawa nikal gai.
Teacher:what is this
pathan :this is my back ground music

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 961 views

Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The

'Ek Chor
Ek Gangster
Aur
Ek Murderer
Ek Hi Gadi Me Jaa Rahe The..
Tab
Wo G....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher to Sardar:

Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

amrica

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya kobatana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .
Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.
America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America :Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain

Teacher: Ek Saal Main Kitni Raatain Hoti Hai?
Aman :10 Raatain Hoti Hai!
Teacher: 10 Raatain Kaise ?
Aman: 9 Navaratri Aur 1 Shivratri….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)