Two Factory Workers R Talking
The Woman Says I Can Make
The Boss Give Me The Day Off
The Man Replies
Nd
How Would U Do That?”
The Woman Says
Just Wait Nd See
She Then Hangs Upside
Down 4rm The Ceiling
The Boss Comes In Nd Says
What R U Doing
The Woman Replies
I’m A Light Bulb.
The Boss Then Says
U’ve Been Working So Much
That U’ve Gone Crazy
I Think U Need To Take The Day Off
The Man Starts To Follow Her
Nd
The Boss Says
Where R U Going?
The Man Says
I’m Going Home
Too. I Can’t Work In The Dark
3:
Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence
That Starts With An “I”
Student: I Is The
Teacher: Stop! Never Put ‘Is
After An “I”
Always Put ‘Am’ After An “I”
Student: Ok. I Am
The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabet.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 771 views

Zindagi Ki Sabse Badi Jaroorat?

Class Mein Food Engineering Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha,

Professor Ne 1 Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake Aur Dusre Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di,

Chuha Fauran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka,

Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di,

Chuha Fir Roti Ki Taraf Lapka,
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Item Badle,

Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Item Ki Taraf Hi Bhaga,

Professor: “Bus Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Khana Hi Sabse Badi Jaroorat Hai”

Professor Ne Itna Bola Hi Tha Ke Last Line Mein Se Pappu Ki Aawaz Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek kitab likho hai

BHIKARI-maine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai
paise kamane ke sau tarike.
Raahgir-to phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho
BHIKARI- YE UN SAU TARIKO ME SABSE AASAN
TARIKA HAI.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

MOBILE pe

Pathan ki girlfriend ne Pathan se pucha: Jab hamara mangni ho to tum humain ring de ga na?

Pathan: Wai Qurban, zaroor dega batao ring PTCL pe de ya MOBILE pe?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek pathan k pass blank message aya

Ek pathan k pass blank message aya,

Pathan us number pe phone kar k bola. :"tum ko pata hai yara, tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li

Santa Ne Nayi Car Li Aur Sadak Pe Leke Ghumne
Nikal Pada.
Raste Mein Ek Jagah Checking Ho Rahi Thhi, Ek
Police Wale Ne Usko Rok Liya.
Santa Ne Gadi Side Pe Laga Li, Inspector Aaya Aur
Saanta Se Pucha.
Inspector: “Car Gas Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi Ji”
Inspector: “Petrol Par Hai?”
Santa: “Nahi”
Inspector: “To Diesel Par Hogi?”
Santa: “Ji Vo Bhi Nahi”
Inspector Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Bola: “Abe Phir Kis
Par Hai?”
Santa Bholepan Se: “Ji Installment Par Hai“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)