Ways To Catch A Tiger
3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 899 views
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