1st Pagal:
Mujhe Angelina Jolie Nay
Shadi Kay Liyay Han Bol Di Hain

2nd Pagal:
Dikha Di Na Usnay Apni Aukat,
Main Bhi Itni Aasani Say Talaq Nahi Dunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views

Die hard fan

There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat
at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man
sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

TOILET Saaf Ker K

Husband : Jab Me Tum Per Gussa Hota Hun To Tum Apna Gussa Kahan Nikalti Ho ?

Wife : TOILET Saaf Ker K.

Husband : Hein, Kese Saaf Kerti Ho ?

Wife : Tumhary ToothBrush Se :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Who r u?

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.

Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!

Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Gaana Ga RaHa Tha

Husbend: Gaana Ga RaHa Tha Main Dunya Hila Dun Ga TEri Chahat Main,
_
Bv: Rahne Do Raat Ko Bed To Hila Ni Patey,
Dunya Kya Khak Hilaogy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Admi Se Sharab Bananey

'1 Admi Se Sharab Bananey K Auzar Baramad Huye
WAKEEL:Janab Mulzim Ko Riha Kiya....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)